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I went to the dentist today to get a cleaning. And man, if there’s anything that tickles worse than when the hygienist hits the roof of your door with that fucking polisher, I don’t wanna find out what it is. When I die and am sentenced to Other place, they’re gonna send me to Satan’s tickling lodge, and they’re gonna jam that polisher against my strict palate for nine years. It’s gonna suck.
Whenever I eat comestibles out of a wheel that has some description of transparent in it, preferably soup or cereal, I always put about 8 spoonfuls of said nutriment in my chops before I even start to regard as about chewing or swallowing. I honey doing this. Sometimes I frustrate myself and/or have to clone some of it out because the bulk alone on my jaws doesn’t cede to for the accurate chewing movements. This of definitely means, I can down a whole wheel of soup while only having to eat three times. Do you do this?
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