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Mired In The Mud Got you. Liking didn’t. But did.
If you don’t have the nerve to speak up when someone is grinding shitbuds and dingleberries in the environs of your nostrils, MITM, I’m not sure there’s anything I can say that’s gonna pirate. But for what it’s worth…
YES, YOU ADDRESS IT! IMMEDIATELY!
When someone pushes your face into a besmeared asscrack—or allows you to place your face in the general precincts of a dirty asscrack—you say something along the lines of “What the fuck, chap, go take a dump and jump in the shower! Christ!” His ego, to say nothing of his future erections, should be your least unsettle at a moment like that. So you say it without hesitation, without concern for his feelings, and you say it as you leap out of bed and reach for your shirt, pants, car keys, and phone. You don’t rightful lie there pretending that his buttrasta isn’t dangling over your nose. Even if he’s never capable to get another erection with you, MITM, he’ll know to spot-check for cleanliness—are there no washcloths in Gilead?—before he crawls on top of anyone else.
Source: A.V. Club