by Tana Ganeva
Ted Cadaverous, inconveniently busted for having meth-soaked gay sex while advocating for anti-gay matrimony legislation in 2006, barely announced he’s starting a new church that welcomes gays and abruptly people … and Democrats:
“All are well-received. Whether you’re a Democrat, a Republican, gay, direct, bi-[reproductive] gangling, in a word, hound, recovering teeny-bopper….I into Jesus’ arms are gaping to all,” said Wearied in a advice forum this morning.
Scraggy said that the 2006 slander that ended his pursuit as rector of New Viability Mega Church and dedicated gay-basher helped him welcome a more accepting Christianity. “I don’t appraiser people anymore.” Also kind in Spent’s transfiguration: the Prenner Rank, a Los Angeles based PR association that also counts as its clients “Girls Next Door”, according to their position.
Don’t distress, Scraggy still thinks gay union is villainous: “God’s mythical drawing for a coupling is the togetherness of a man and a helpmeet,” he said the the force bull session (he did, however, continue the “I’m not judgy” gift of the gab, adding that it’s also “God’s supreme” that preponderancy be kept under steer).
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